The Noob.......

Folks. I need to get somthing off my chest. Noobs. ALL kinds of them are poping up. And I'm hear to give you "Jedi's Guide to spotting a noob" So with out futher ado....HOOAH!

To me...there are several types of noobs I have seen on the internet. 6 types in fact. They are "Dumb as Rocks noob", "CounterStrike noob (Also known as the leet noob)", the "fanboy noob", the "likeable noob", the "anime noob" and finally...the "MMORPG noob"

Lets start with the first type of noob. Dumb as rocks noob. These are the noobs you'll encounter on fourms, IRC chats, etc...that are just stupid. Plain out. They'll ask the same question over and over....don't take hints, and when you correct them....they get all pissy and say somthing like "I'm going to hack your computer..." or "I'm going to cut myself".....really people. Just take a few seconds, and BAM! You'll understand.

Then we find noobus Counterstrikeous. (CS or Leet noob). These are those sucky online players that you murder through out a game. It could be 30 to 1 you, and they STILL think they are winning! Then they get that lucky shot....maybe you where in the bathroom....having sex....talking to your mom, whatever. For the rest of their lives, they will always recount that ONE SHOT. (Prolly with a rocket launcher). They will then procede to use words like "Pwnage" which....it really annoying. On Fourms, the CS Noob turns into the Leet Noob, which every post is uninformed, and they speek in 1337......they slaughter english more then normal Americans do...

Next, we have the noobus Masterchiefous. These are the annoying fanboys you just can't stand. I mean they take fanboism to the next level. Often, they'll be the ones in IRC chats to post "Master Cheif would pwn Cloud"....or somthing like that. Then...they defend their postion to the DEATH....even though there is no way MC could take a hit from Omnislash. Just no. These noobs are often the easiest to igorne, which is a good thing.

Then, there is the noobus japanesenessous. These guys (Or girls.) think that just because they saw Dragonball Z 8000 times.....they know everything about Japanese anime. They'll often try to speak in Japanese, and these are the one who cos-play as guys like Goku, or Yu-Gi-Oh. Also, they all are strangly attached to anime porn.....hot lez action with sailor moon and sailor venus anyone?

Then, we have the noobus partyous. These are those trainable noobs that everyone loves. They are more or less "newbies" to somthing, and are glad for help, and they LEARN From it. Soon, after molding....they move from the noob stage to the vet stage. These guys (and girls) are cool...

Then.....we have noobus Diabloneous. These are the noobs would will chase you around in MMORPG's, and ask for things like weapons, gold, armor, etc....without LOOKING AROUND First. I mean...if someone comes up to me, and asks how to create a longsword of +4 with lightning and posion, and have not attempted it form themselves, I will not help. I shall shun them. BANG BOOM SMITE! They also stick together, and speak in misused internet lingo. like...."ITES PLEX!"...What the hell does that mean?

I will admit. I have been a noob before. I was an noobus partyous though. I learned quick the ins and outs of the internet. I am still a "newbie" when it comes to anime. But I am learning. Ask the right questions, and you shall LEARN!

That ends this short rant on Noobs....

-Jedi